Weather: Gloomy and 50’s.
We had a few sprinkles yesterday but it didn’t rain on my parade. Had a fire going down at the garage and I got a little tipsy. Note to self, cancel internet access when Bush Light and Tequila are present. I had a blast though, it was a beautiful day.
Why
Women are hired by the CIA
The CIA had an
opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and
testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For
the
final
test,
the CIA
agents
took one
of the
men to a
large
metal
door and
handed
him a
gun.
“We
must
know
that you
will
follow
your
instructions
no
matter
what the
circumstances.
Inside
the room
you will
find
your
wife
sitting
in a
chair.
Kill
her.”
The
man said
“You can’t
be serious.
I could
never shoot
my wife.”
The agent
said, “Then
you are not
the right
man for this
job. Take
your wife
and go
home.”
The
second man
was given
the same
instructions.
He took the
gun and went
into the
room. All
was quiet
for about
five
minutes. The
man came out
with tears
in his eyes,
“I tried,
but I can’t
kill my
wife.”
The
agent said,
“You don’t
have what it
takes, so
take your
wife and go
home.”
Finally,
it was the
woman’s
turn. She
was given
the same
instructions
to kill her
husband.
She
took the gun
and went
into the
room. Shots
were heard
one after
another.
Then they
heard
screaming,
crashing,
and banging
on the
walls. After
a few
minutes, all
was quiet.
The door
opened
slowly and
there stood
the woman,
wiping sweat
from her
brow.
“The
gun was
loaded with
blanks,” she
said. “I had
to kill him
with the
chair.”
