Weather: Gloomy Still.
Still gloomy outside but who cares, may be a beer drinking day. Or Tequila. Or Dr. Pepper.
A
self-important
college
freshman
attending
a
recent
football
game
took
it
upon
himself
to
explain
to
a
senior
citizen
sitting
next
to
him
why
it
was
impossible
for
the
older
generation
to
understand
his
generation.
‘You
grew
up
in
a
different
world,
actually
an
almost
primitive
one,’
the
student
said,
loud
enough
for
many
of
those
nearby
to
hear.
‘The
young
people
of
today
are
much
more
advanced
than
people
your
age.
We
grew
up
with
television,
jet
planes,
space
travel,
man
walking
on
the
moon
and
the
Internet.
We
have
cell
phones,
nuclear
energy,
electric
and
hydrogen
cars,
computers,
automated
manufacturing,
amazing
technologies,…and,’
pausing
to
take
another
drink
of
beer.
The
senior
took
advantage
of
the
break
in
the
student’s
litany
and
said,
You’re
right,
son.
We
didn’t
have
those
things
when
we
were
young….
So
we
invented
them.
Now,
you
arrogant
little
shit,
what
are
YOU
doing
for
the
next
generation?
The
applause
was
resounding…
I love
senior
citizens!
