A
new
Marine
Captain
was
assigned
to
an
outfit
in
a
Remote
post
in
the
Afghanistan
Desert
.
During
his
first
inspection
of
the
outfit,
he
noticed
a
Camel
hitched
up
behind
the
mess
tent.
He
asks
the
Sergeant
why
the
camel
is
kept
there.
The
nervous
sergeant
said,
‘Well
sir,
as
you
know,
there
are
250
men
here
on
the
post
and
no
women.
And
sir,
sometimes
the
men
have
‘urges’.
That’s
why
we
have
Molly
The
Camel.’
The
Captain
says,
‘I
can’t
say
that
I
condone
this,
but
I
‘understand
about
urges’,
so
the
camel
can
stay.’
About
a
month
later,
the
Captain
starts
having
his
own
‘urges’.
Crazy
with
passion,
he
asks
the
Sergeant
to
bring
the
camel
to
his
tent.
Putting
a
ladder
behind
the
camel,
the
Captain
stands
on
the
ladder,
Pulls
his
pants
down
and
has
wild,
insane
sex
with
the
camel.
When
he’s
done,
he
asks
the
Sergeant,
‘Is
that
how
the
men
do
it?’
‘Not
really,
sir..
They
usually
just
ride
the
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