Weather: Cold, Shitty, not Yet May type of weather.
One thing good about the shitty weather, no bugs. Seen a few mosquitos and black flies but not many.
Weather: Cold, Shitty, not Yet May type of weather.
One thing good about the shitty weather, no bugs. Seen a few mosquitos and black flies but not many.
Weather: Thunderstorms again.
We had a nice gentle rain yesterday, I had a fire going all through it. Bush Lights and watching House reruns down at the garage. I may have the same agenda going today. I Better put hot dogs on the list.
Weather: Thunderstorms.
April showers bring May flowers, but I think we are getting our showers in May. 3 days of Thunderstorms and then 3 days of rain LOL. Bring it on Mother Nature, I haven’t had to cut grass in at least 7 months.
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Hamad, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Hamad replied, “Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
Weather: Warm and Sunny.
A nice forecast for the weekend. Sunny and 60’s. I am going to finish a few odds and ends in the kitchen, still waiting on lights and a few other things to come in.
We have caught up with the flu crap that was going around and I think the whole house has went through it in the last week and a half, hopefully we have passed it on to someone else. LOL.
The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.”
Paul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
Weather: Gloomy and 50’s.
We had a few sprinkles yesterday but it didn’t rain on my parade. Had a fire going down at the garage and I got a little tipsy. Note to self, cancel internet access when Bush Light and Tequila are present. I had a blast though, it was a beautiful day.
Weather: Warm and sunny.
Looks like we are in for a string of nice weather. 60’s as far out as the forecast goes. I don’t know how Mother Nature expects the Black Flies, May Flies and Mosquitos to come out and bug the shit out of us if it doesn’t warm up. Look out now though, Black flies should be on their way.
Flu has had us down for a while now, good thing I got that Flu shot. Looks like we are on the downward end though, hopefully anyway.
Nothing like folks from Wisconsin…really
A little known fact…After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year outside Buffalo, New York, scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years.
They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years-ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside. Shortly afterward, a story in the LA Times read, “California
archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year-old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a local newspaper in Green Bay, Wisconsin reported, “After digging 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Antigo, Wisconsin, Ole (Dave) Olson, a heck of an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.”
Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years-ago, Wisconsin had already gone wireless. Just makes a person proud to be from Wisconsin!!
Weather: Cool but sunny.
I’m back and ready to do regular updates again. During the remodel. I actually lost my computer for 4 or 5 days.
It’s been on the cold side for a few weeks up here. This week looks a little more promising with sunshine and 50’s in the forecast.
The kitchen project is coming along, just waiting for windows, doors, under cabinet lights and the energy to finish painting and putting up trim. Becker has been working at getting the fricken dry wall dust cleaned up from every nook and cranny in the fricken house. We made our first meal last night, Cottage Pie. An american version of Shepard’s Pie I guess. Go easy on the tyhme spice if you make it though, I think I used a little too much.
Weather: Cool.
Looks like it has been a week since I wrote last. I been busy in Becker’s Kitchen.
Yea I know that I should have emptied the dishwasher, put my tools away, threw out the pizza box, put the spices away and finished hooking up the light underneath the cabinet before I took the pic, but this project kicked my ass. I still have a little more painting to do, the pantry to finish up and some trim to put up. But for the rest of this weekend I am working on emptying a tequila bottle and a couple of 30 packs of Bush Light.