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4-26-16
Weather: 50’s.
40 Years ago yesterday, click here.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250.”
Man: “Fine.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy: “$750.”
Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again!”
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8-7-15
Weather: Rain day.
Good day to drink in the garage. Trying to get ahold of Misty to see if she wants to work, no luck yet, LOL, I may have to work. We been having a pretty good summer, we been able to let the girls work more and Becker and I have been kicking back a lot.
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory ,
but I got
canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a
Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .
Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited
for it — mainly because
it was a sew-sew job .
it was a sew-sew job .
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting .
but that was too exhausting .
5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured
it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the
thyme.
it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the
thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I
sliced
it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard .
it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard .
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to
become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
just didn’t fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net
income .
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance company , but the work was just too draining.
Maintenance company , but the work was just too draining.
12 . So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn’t fit for the
job ….
13 . After many years of trying to find steady work, I
finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it
.
finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it
.
14 . My last job was working in Starbucks, But I had to
quit because it
was the same old grind .
was the same old grind .
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND
I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB !
I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB !
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3-30-15
Weather: Sunny and warmer.
Trail Conditions: Melting again?
Sunshine Lolly Pops, and gorgeous outside today. It is hard to believe that last year snowmobile season lasted till about a month from now. This year it ended abruptly about a month ago. I think we still had a few sleds in the first week of March, but not many, at least it seemed like not many compared to the rest of the season. Oh well another year in the books.
Temps look to be up into the high 50’s for a few days, we need to get the trails dried up so we can get the ATV’s out. I wouldn’t be in any rush, it is going to be a while yet.
Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
> In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
> A little to the right . . . . A little to the left .
. . .
> She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . .
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> Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the
small of her back . . . .
> She was getting near to the end.
> He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his
face as his wife moved . . .
> Forwards then backwards.
> Forward then backwards.
> Again . . . . and, again . . . .
> Her heart was pounding now . . . .
> Her face was flushed . . . .
> She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to
groan louder . . . .
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Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a
piercing scream . . . . She shouted:
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“OK, OK, I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
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Snow is coming down
1-8-15 11:00pm
Weather: 1-2 tonight, but we already got 3
Trail Conditions: Some good, some not to good
8 west is getting better and 1 south and north are pretty good. 13 north and south are rough. 8 east was ok.
Use 3 to go north or south to Watersmeat area. Trail 2 has been good also.
A shout out to Black Hat Glenn, is you are going to hang around and belly ache all winter, go ahead and put the big horse out to pasture.
I get asked from time to time about going off trail. I know a guy that will take you on some extreme off trail rides. He charges a fee but I don’t think you would be disappointed. This is the guy Click here too For serious riders only, if your interested email me and I’ll put you in touch with him.
A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him “You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!!!”
One day Hameed’s mother
came into school to check on how he was doing. The
teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is
simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even
she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire
teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the
feedback and withdrew her son from the school &
even moved to another town!!!!!
25 years later, the
teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio
disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to
have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon
could perform…… Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which was
successful……
When she opened her eyes
after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling
down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her
hand, trying to tell him something but eventually
died!
The doctor was shocked
and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he
turned around he saw our friend Hameed, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen
equipment to connect his Hoover!!!!!
don’t tell me you thought
that Hameed became a f@#$%g doctor !?!
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Updates, Uncategorized |
So cold the Witches Titties fell off
Weather: -20 but warming up to a -3
Trail Conditions: All of our trails were tore up pretty bad yesterday.
It is fricken cold out. Stay in doors and cuddle up. Even if your buddy has a big beer belly and bushy ass beard it is better than being outside right now. Right now it looks to stay very cold until the weekend, where it is going to be just cold. Does that even make sense?
The cold should help problem areas, hopefully now grooming can resume and we can get back on track to where our trails usually are. A few inches are in the forecast and traffic after Saturday is way down so we should see some huge improvements. I’ll give more specific info after I talk to riders today, I’m sure there will be a few brave souls out there today.
A sled Bag was Found out on trail 3 near south range. If you lost one out there email me and I will put you in touch with the guy who found it.
If you booked my little house please check the dates on the online calendar and see that they are blocked out. I lost my online calendar earlier and lost some of my rental info. Email me if your dates show available Please.
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Lost bag on trail
Someone lost an article cat bag around trail 13 & 8. I will buy you a beef if you bring it into the bar
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Old McDonald had a Farm
I apologize in advance for the joke below. I could not help myself, it is one of the funniest things I have seen on Face Book. Hunters are starting to come in, tis the season, a dusting on the ground. Next week they are forecasting below freezing all week. We should start seeing a little skimmage on the Lake. Come on winter, I’m ready……….
Weather: In the 30’s today, snow on the way
Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail
I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.
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