Weather: Gloomy, but who cares.
Becker is doing good. After tomorrow she will have 3 weeks down and only 5 more to go. Enough about her, let me tell you about my day yesterday.
There I was driving down the road leaving Bergland, the temp was 40 degrees and it was drizzling. The further east I drove the temp was dropping, 39, then 38, then 37, by the time it hit 36 degrees the rain drops on the windshield started to change shape. Could it be? Oh yes, by the time it hit 35 degrees that beautiful white shit was falling from the heavens. Even though it didn’t stick nor did the roads get slick, I was driving through snow, the first snowfall of the year. I think I even got a chubby.
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3
AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds,
replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs
up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was
that?”
“I don’t know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is
clear.”
