Bergland Bay Bar

Suicide Counselor

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of 

a high bridge, about to jump off.

An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, 

“Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter 

to you, how about a quickie before you go?”

She screamed, “NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!”

He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay then, I’ll just go 

and wait at the bottom.”

She didn’t jump.

 

Object lesson: Suicide counseling really does work!

Weather: Who cares I live in the UP…………

OK I been taking some shit lately and it has been well deserved. I have not posted since 8-4-17 and I was not doing a very good job before that of posting every day. I also have some webcam problems like down at Fish Tales, at Mom’s House and also at my house. Fish Tales has a Internet Provider problem I think and the camera at Mom’s my have took a lightning hit. I am working with Godaddy today to finalize the design of the new sight, hopefully that will be going by the end of August. I have requests for reservation that I will get to ASAP, I need to get the new calendar up and running on the new site. I have basically been screwing around all summer and not doing what I should have been doing. I apologize but it has been fun and I needed it. With no obligations of running my own business I just said fuck everything and tried to concentrate on Becker and myself for awhile.

My new order of priorities is:

Get new web site running, calendar/reservations, and web cams all working again. That is unless Becker changes my priorities.

The New web site is www.tomstrailreport.com It should be going within a week unless godaddy tells me different today.

Thanks and see ya soon,

Tom